The Social Network

No it ain some crazy fan based review on the critically acclaimed hollywood movie  that got the world watching every second of it without blinking an eye or taking a coffe break or a leak for that matter.

In fact its got nothing to do about the movie.

NOTHING WHATSOEVER!

So what am i talking about then?

orkut? face book?my space?

i don't know..

Maybe its about all of em.

Maybe its about How we ve reached a time
where people prefer virtual flirting to the real thing
Where people prefer the cyber "you" rather than the real you.
Where people prefer swinging that bat with a mouse click than actually holding one
Where people prefer even having SEX online.

Ya tats what i just said ----S-E-X

OK ,...Maybe we haven reached to that stage as yet, but I can tell you for sure It wont be long
 How do i know?
Psst .Whispering: You see ..theres this friend of mine who's working at "Losers Inc" ..He's never touched a female, and no he hasn touched a guy either.
 Supposedly they are working on something that can fulfill all your perverted fantasies on a net based virtual session with all sorts of wires etc wired to your brain and your ..amm... other private parts.
Na.. It ain as simple as in the Matrix where they just plug something into you head and you get the ride ..ya I mean the "ride" of a life time.

And guess what...They wanna release it on a social Network!!
Now how cool is that!!
If you dont have an account now.Open one now ASAP!!

Or maybe, i should be saying.. how weird can people get.
So what were we talking about? Oh ya, the social networks that are out there.
Why did they start? what was the need? Was it that necessary?Cant we survive without them?

A very debatable topic, with hundreds and thousands for and against.
But that was a long time ago.
By a long time a go I mean like a year or so.

Social networks are now well established and are growing , mutating and what not.
That was what we got from facebook.
A genetically crafted Mutant with butt load of shitty goodies.

Social networking has got people close together. Its like even got you connected with people you never though you would ever meet in you life ever again( though at times you always think "Shit and i thought i was finally  rid of him" Lol)

Yup The worlds a small place now, People are connected like never before, And STILL you have some of those so called friends who never even bother to reply when you talk to em.
Hmmmm
Not their fault actually..
I mean ..look at your friends list!!! Its got like hundreds and hundreds of friends..

The promos of "the social network" had this to say

You don't get 500 million friends without making a few enemies"

In a way that actually happens you know.Even though we meet old colleagues online and  all, Each ones priorities are different. Sometimes you may never even get a reply from any one, or they would be like , Dont call us , we ll call you.Im not talking about my personal experience, My groups full of bastards :)   (in a good sense) I haven faced that problem, ad even if i did, well they weren Worth being friends anyway.

So sometimes you can end up making a couple of enemies online, ....ONLINE!!
Ya those guys who dont like you online, are even more dangerous than any hit man.
they can literally destroy you without even getting up from their seat.
Your whole life..everything ... Gone in a couple of clicks..
Your  "virtually" destroyed.

Anyways, Coming back to the social network,Lets visit the relationship status, I repeat, THE RELATIONSHIP STATUS.
Come on , If someone wanted to hit on you , they would do so even if they knew you were committed to someone. Most guys consider this to be the thrill of it
(Not to mention getting beaten up or chased by the girls BF, esp if hes the bouncer at a club)

you know the thing about guys is, that ..well they are always interested in getting things that they think is a challenge for them.
Its always on getting THAT girl to like ya, WHATEVER it takes, and once you get what you want..Well, there's no more fun  in it.the thrills not there, and its time to start stalking someone else.
So girls , watch it before saying yes to a guy, For all you know, you d just be one of his trophies!

The whole point of me saying this is cause, well, its only gonna invite more and more guys after a "committed " girl, cause getting a committed gal to fall for ya, is like the overall trophy!!.
And from another angle, maybe it cause tat gal wants em guys to stalk her like hell.!!
Come on... Anythings possible in today's world..

And ya, another reason why the relation ship thing was put up, was for "IMMEDIATE ATTENTION"

Your wall seems empty...what dya do?

A committed guy/gal, goes single.... A single goes "into a relationship" and then the whole world seems to be banging into you r wall..
SAD!!!

Sheesh, that's the world we live in now, a world
Where people siting side by side prefer chatting on their high end 3G phones
Where You type more words than you actually spoke in your entire life
Where your darkest secrets can be spread to millions within a sec!
Where virtually anything is possible

Welcome to the Social network.

 (Il be updating this post in a while, gotta go now)